A Biker Rescues A Girl At the Zoo
playing out just as it's written.
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the
lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of
the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole
event.
The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the
most gallant and brave thing
I saw a man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt
right.
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed. I'm a journalist from
the New York Times,
you know, and tomorrow's
paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?''
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and
reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE
ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH